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Okay, so I've been going through my old posts, like I said previously, and I found this:

Lord of the Rings PhD

It was appreciated back when we were undergraduates, but now that everyone's a postgraduate, I think it'll be even more appreciated, which is why I'm posting it again!
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From [livejournal.com profile] loriel_eris (the comments are not mine, and I don't think they're hers either):


  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

  • If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

  • A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

  • A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

  • The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

  • Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

  • A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

  • Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

  • Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy
    facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, may be even a

    In other words, send it to everyone!
    (And God love that pig!)
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I've just been looking at old text messages with a mind to delete them and came across this one from [livejournal.com profile] kyizi:

A cop on a horse says to a little girl on a bike, "Did Santa get you that?"

"Yep," replies the little girl.

"Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year," the cop says and fines her £5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring you that?"

The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did."

"Well," said the little girl, "next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it."

Also, in other news, I'm making a new icon and need a photo of Skeet Ulrich with a car. I'm hoping that there'll be one of him from Jericho but I can't find one.


Apr. 28th, 2004 03:54 pm
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Okay, this is hilarious. I found it via [livejournal.com profile] slowfox: Lord of the Rings PhD style

Spent almost all of the early morning talking with [livejournal.com profile] kyizi and my flatmate. Didn't get to bed until about 5! We watched Stephen King's IT which Lynne and I had seen, but [livejournal.com profile] kyizi hadn't. It was a bit disappointing really, since we'd seen it when we were 10 and 12, and rewatching it, we realised it was a bit dated. But, since I'm a wuss when it comes to horror films, I still jumped, and Lynne and I hid our heads when we knew there were scary clown bits coming up.

After that, [livejournal.com profile] kyizi told us some really amusing dreams. That kept us entertained for hours.

Nothing else has happened, except that I'm getting PS7 today, woohoo! Also, I should be getting Alias soon, and despite [livejournal.com profile] kyizi delaying because she's saying that Doyle (my computer) isn't working so I can't watch them, I fully intend to burn them to VCD so I can watch them on a DVD player, since I don't know when I'll be able to get Alias Season 3 on DVD. Also, fingers crossed, a friend of mine might be able to fix Doyle without much trouble.


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