Okay, so the 12 Days of Christmas are a little late, but they're quite funny, so here are mine:
And here are my New Year's Resolutions:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
heliona sent to me...

Twelve
eretrias drumming

Eleven
murrons piping

Ten legolas a-leaping
Nine horses dancing
Eight physics a-reading
Seven animals a-writing
Six movies a-sailing
Five ali-i-i-ias
Four wolves
Three friends
Two david anders
...and a slytherin in a spyfamily.
And here are my New Year's Resolutions:
In 2007,
heliona resolves to...

Find a better sarkney.
Tell my family about physics.
Stop writing with
xxdracomalfoyxx.
Be nicer to
connerybeagle.
Spend less time on dolphins..
Become a better doyle.
Tell my family about physics.
Stop writing with

Be nicer to

Spend less time on dolphins..
Become a better doyle.