Fun to be had by all!

[heliona]

This is snerched from dduane.


We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes
a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to
everyone you know including the person that sent it to
you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. If we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
it to you, so they know you participated.


And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor
Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
B = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
O = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
t = tootsie
U = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
B = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
G = lizard
h = waffle
I = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
O = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
t = snickle
U = chuckle
v = pickle
w = Hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
B = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
G = pan ts
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
O = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
t = sniffer
U = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Ah me...

It's worth a look. George W. Bush turns into Fluffy Chucklefanny!!

I end up being Boobie Battybrains, which is scarily accurate, as anyone who knows me can attest!