A funny snippit
Mar. 10th, 2007 07:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
helionaI've just been looking at old text messages with a mind to delete them and came across this one from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kyizi:
A cop on a horse says to a little girl on a bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yep," replies the little girl.
"Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year," the cop says and fines her £5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did."
"Well," said the little girl, "next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it."
Also, in other news, I'm making a new icon and need a photo of Skeet Ulrich with a car. I'm hoping that there'll be one of him from Jericho but I can't find one.
kyizi:A cop on a horse says to a little girl on a bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yep," replies the little girl.
"Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year," the cop says and fines her £5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did."
"Well," said the little girl, "next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it."
Also, in other news, I'm making a new icon and need a photo of Skeet Ulrich with a car. I'm hoping that there'll be one of him from Jericho but I can't find one.
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Date: 2007-03-10 09:50 pm (UTC)Bad little girl. XD
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Date: 2007-03-11 12:12 am (UTC)Like my new icon? I had to go without Skeet, since I couldn't find a photo and I don't think it would have been small enough.
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Date: 2007-03-11 01:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-11 10:34 am (UTC)